I guess I won’t be seeing this one


It’s always hard to pick out one quote from a Posnanski column, but let’s go with this:

"I’ve been around scouts banter many, many times in my life, and I have never once heard anything that stupid or stale in my life. They could have gone out to dinner with any three scouts, written down what they said VERBATIM, and it would have been funnier than that."